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United States
Current Residence: USA
Favourite cartoon character: ed from Ed Edd and Eddy
Personal Quote: assumtions lead to road kill
You wouldn't mind if robots overthrew humanity as long as they were fueled by booze--or looked like 6.

You keep a cricket bat by your bed just in case.

You know where your towel is.

You know there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

You figure it's always PEBKAC.

You know his name isn't "Doctor Who."

You think science has a special smell. (It's probably the ozone.)

You know Han shot first.

You refer to your teenage years as "Pon Farr."

You have at least 3 computers in your house, with more in pieces for weekend projects, and a box full of outdated peripherals just in case.

Your vacation days are spent at cons--or recovering from cons.

You break warranties as a force of habit.

You've said "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" to a coworker, and there's a good chance you got paid for it.

You would like a peanut, thank you for asking.

You'd want something with some slink if you're gonna wear a dress.

You don't let anyone touch your red stapler.

You would consider buying a Roomba, Kinect, or 3D television, but only to hack.

You think your dice are trying to kill you.

You have time to read this because your code is compiling.

You're sad this list isn't 42 items long.
  • Drinking: Vodka


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Joan2017 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Thanks for the Watch.  Drop by and say Hi next, :)
larrybradbyphoto Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the watch and I hope you enjoyed viewing my galleries
Reactor-Axe-Man Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!
overseer Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014   Digital Artist
Thank you very much for watching me!
SaberTompsonModel Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
Thanks for watching! :ahoy: Glad to see another pirate!
xenoside Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
You're very welcome, it's always good to see another pirate showing their colors. :ahoy:
Singinchic7 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the watch!
xenoside Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
You are very welcome.
dannygoedicke Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Professional Photographer
Thank you for the Watch! :)
KikiKannon Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the watch!

_Kiki :kitty:
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